The Torres
So, I'm sitting here on my bed contemplating Liverpool's loss yesterday and Levski's loss today as my mom is yelling at me to set the table. I'm pretending that I'm studying verb tenses, while she comes in here showing me shirts that I should wear to school tomorrow. But I still cannot believe that Liverpool lost at Anfield, HA! I mean, ohh poor things... I do like the team, just not so much when they are possible rivals to United, just like I used to like Chelsea, but now that they are so good with Drgoba and Anelka I really despise them because they could snatch away United's fourth consecutive title. I did feel bad for Torres though, he looked so sexy with his black eye and stuff. I don't feel bad for Gerrard, I still can't believe he gave away a penalty! That's almost as bad as when Michael Carrick missed the penalty shot at Burnley and United lost. It's almost as bad, but not quite AS bad. BRB I have to go eat dinner.
I'm finally back, and it's about an hour and a half later. What's bad is that I started school on Monday and now I can't spend countless hours hunting for amazing football information online, but I do know that Man United won their reserves game against Bolton 3-1, which is a good sing for my Mans. Anyway here are some pictures of the ah-mazing Torres during the Liverpool game. Just in case you're wondering, yes I am suffering from Torrenidis a disease which causes me to obsess over Fernando Torres' lovely face.
Oh yes, it's the eyebrow, and just look at the guy behind Torres checking him out.
We see you there Stevie, stop staring at his ass.
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