Showing posts with label fernando torres. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fernando torres. Show all posts

Baby Come Back

Nando needs to come back. NOW! I am currently in the process of watching the Liverpool vs Birmingham City game, and Liverpool got really luck to equalize and be at 2-2 right now. Stevie is back, but it doesn't work without Nando. They've been looking so dreadful I cringe every time I watch them play....



We need you back, darling games aren't as pretty without you :(

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NO!

NOOOOO!!!
I just read that Nadno has hernia and might need an operation. This not only means that he might be out for a while, but will also be the end of Liverpool's season. They can't play without him! They especially can't play without him and Stevie out.
This is bad, really bad...

Fernando Torres




Feel better love <3
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The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

I've had a horrible football week. I know that it's been over for a while, but I'm still not over all the ugliness that happened there. I guess I should start with UEFA/ Champions League.
Both of the Bulgarian teams lost their matches, leaving them at the bottom of their respective tables. CSKA has only one point, and Levski has 0, I think they are the only team without a point. Valencia also didn't perform as well as they should have, even though Veeya was playing. Liverpool also lost and I was pissed because they had been playing dreadful football lately. Man United's performance in Moscow also wasn't pretty.
Now moving on to the more important stuff. Let's begin with the only positive thing from this weekend (unless you are a Liverpool/Chelsea fan)- Valencia. They were lovely against whatever team they played and they won 3-0, with Veeya scoring, of course.
The bad: Real also drew with Sporting (I think) and I wasn't happy because I don't like it when Kaka is sad. Ronaldo really needs to get back on that pitch and make him happy again, and they can make football babies. I mean goals...
The ugly: I guess I should give you a warning that the following paragraphs/ pages might be filled with tons of angry United rambling.
The fact that they lost has definitely reflected my mood this week, and anytime any of my friends (who don't give a crap about football) mention United I feel like kicking a kitten. I guess I should probably talk about the game and how stuff went. I was really nervous and I didn't sleep well, but just like before any major game I knew that if they had a chance to win, then United would screw up. It still hurts when my prediction does come true.
Our starting line-up was not weak, and now that we have van der Sar back our back line should have been much more stable. One thing I didn't understand was why Darren Fletcher did not start/ was not on the bench. He is a great player and he could have been a great contribution to the team.
Berbatov and Rooney played up front, but as usual Berba was the link between midfield and Rooney. The first couple of minutes Rooney had some good attacks, but after that he was gone. Berbatov tried to make something happen with Valencia, but he didn't look very enthusiastic. Neither one was at their best shape, Berba's passes weren't as good as they usually were, and Valencia was chasing down balls like he should have been. Giggs wasn't much better either, I think he should have been subbed. I didn't understand why Sir Alex subbed Berba and not Rooney. He should have brought Owen in much earlier and taken out Rooney because he was obviously struggling.
Scholes and Carrick did OK, but not as well as I would have likes. Scholes' passes were flawless, like usual, but that was all he did, he didn't really defend or help create any situations. Carrick did much better, he created many opportunities, but he couldn't execute them.
Our back four were pretty poor, especially whenever Torres touched the ball. I mean you could see the fear on their faces the moment the freckles got the ball. Ferdinand was out of shape, and he should have been able to stop Torres when he broke away and score the goal. Vidic was fine, but some of his tackles were awful, same goes for Evra.
It was pretty bad, and we deserved to lose, but I'm still mad. Berba shouldn't have gotten that frustrated with all the challenges that went against him, that definitely affected his football. Also, Torres!!! AHHH!!! That little b*tch! I mean, I love him and all, but what was with all the diving?! I think all the frustration is out.
They better destroy Blackburn in their next game, or I will be really mad.
At least this is better than 4-1... Right?
Me no likey sad Kaka, but me likey wet Kaka

Yay happy = good :)

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I will not talk about it today.
I probably will tomorrow.
I didn't cry, like I did when they lost to Burnley.
I saw it coming, but I didn't want to believe it.
Torres needs to go fuck himself.
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Procrastination :)

Lets get this out of the way: ARGENTINA qualified. I was happy. I still don't like Maradona. 
I was happy with Bulgaria's match too, although it really didn't matter, we won 6-2 over Georgia. I know that it's Georgia, but after losing to Cyprus I'm happy with this. And Berba-daddy scored a hat-trick which made me happy. None of the games were really interesting. France, Russia and Portugal made it to play-offs, and those would be interesting to see. 
I won't be able to watch the United match on Saturday and I'm upset, they shouldn't have all these matches right after an international week! Valencia vs Barcelona will be amazing! I'm definitely watching. So I'm definitely just procrastinating right now... 


Lols, Kaka's face :)

This man creeps me out a little more every day... 



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Ze Champions and ze losers

I had to watch United's game against Wolfsburg on replay, which was horrifying. I made it through the first half without looking at the score, but after Wolfsburg scored I couldn't contain myself and I looked. And I was happy. And appropriate celebrations followed. The Berba was awesome in the game, he was worth every penny. Our dearest Owen seems to be out with an injury. Haha! I mean... Get well soon :D Ryan Giggs was... well... he was Ryan Giggs. 
Are you injured Michael? Huh? I thought you don't get injured any more?

Liverpool have been having an upside down season so far, although it has had more ups than downs. But I was seriously upset during the Fiorentina game. I don't think I was as upset as Fernando Torres was, but he looked angry and pretty :) I really need to stop caring about him, he's going to make me a Pool fan, and I'd rather walk alone. 

Torres is enjoying that a bit more than he should be. 


And then he lay arounf the pitch a little. No wonder they lost the game...

Barcelona did some Messi magic and cruised passed some team that I can't remember, but I do remember that the players refused to take off their shirts, I had some hope when Casillas did, but then I found out he was wearing some kind of a tank top, so I was disappointed. Oh and Shevchenko was playing with the other team whose name I can't remember. What is he doing there?

Players seem to be laying on the pitch a little too much. Shouldn't they be chasing a ball?

All the Bulgarian teams lost, but it's not like I expected anything else, but Valencia made me extremely happy! They finally won a game, and they proved me that they can't score without Veella. They were up 2-1 at one point and then the other team equalized, and then Daveed V. had to come in and save the day with some bitchfacing and thumb sucking, while Daveed Silva's hair flew all over the place.  

*hugs*


*strokes hair*

Chelsea also didn't play well, but still won. I was happy. I celebrated. Not because they won, but because they sucked. If Liverpool beat them on Sunday that means my Mans will on top of the leader board! YES!

Aww, men love :)

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It Has Begun

   The most important competition after the World Cup and the Euro Cup- UEFA. The season started a while ago, but now that the important team are up and running everything is much more interesting. 
    All the English teams struggled in their first matches:

Manchester United won their match against Besiktas 1-0 with a header from Scholes. Rooney was isolated at the front as United unsuccessfully played their 5-4-1 formation, and they lacked their usual flair. 


There is also speculations that United will offer Daveed Silva 30 million for a move to the Reds. I love Valencia and although I would hate to see the two Daveeds separated I would to see one of them at United. 


Arsenal almost lost as the unknown team they were playing against took the lead 2-0. The gunners who have been feeling the loss of Arshavin who will be out for a while due to an injury were able to come back and win the game 3-2. 


Torres was promoting his new book while his team struggled to win 1-0 against the Hungarians, Debreceni. I guess he was too busy thinking about his book during the game, rather than thinking about how to score goals.


Messi fought over an invisible ball with an Inter player. The boring game ended in a 0-0 draw. I mean there wasn't even a fight between the Ibra and Eto'o!


Of course I have to mention the Bulgarians, Levski Sofia, who lost 1-0 after a dreadful performance against Villareal


The other Bulgarians, CSKA Sofia, showed some excellent levitation abilities during the match against Everton which ended 1-1. 


Real Madrid was the only team that played at their level, winning their match against Zurich 5-2. This guy ^ scored twice.

He was jealous that Kaka looked prettier than him. Ahh... Kakanaldo

P.S. You know when they show slow motion replays of something that happened during the game? Well next time they are doing that watch the players' thighs, OMG they jiggle.
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Spaniaridis

Since this weekend is an international weekend, with a handful of world cup qualification matches going on it is only fitting that we talk about which team is the best looking team in the world. I know that this sounds superficial when these teams are fighting for much more than good looks, but I can't hope but notice how good looking some teams were. As much as I wouldn't like to admit this I might also be suffering from Spaniaridis, which is a branch of Torrenidis, but includes the entire Spanish team. 
They definitely have to be the best looking team out there. I shall now stop typing words and let you indulge in pictures of the Spaniards. 


We begin by taking a look at Iker Casillas, just look at that handsome face.

Now some Xavi's:

Aww, Xavi and that puppy dog face *pokes cheek*


The wanna-be Xavi, Xavi Alonso congratulates his good looks. 

Now some Dahveeds:


The Villa, is not only handsome, but he also shows us his amazing thumb-sucking abilities. 


Oh, boy. 


Ah, those eyes just kill me. "*is ded*


Yes, Fabregas even you are present, there is just something about you that makes me go all Manchester United over you. 


Haha, you're so funny. But Pique is pretty good looking for, well, Pique. 

And finally, the picture we all have been waiting for:

The Torres, El nino, el handsomo, el whatever. His whiteness makes me go all gooey and he is so adowable

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A Blog: The Mancandy Edition

My Mans won today, I'm proud and not really happy at the same time. They won the game with lots of luck and no Berba. I mean , Arsenal had to score United's winning goal for them, but I learned that they can score penalties o.O who knew that?!

I like it when my Man are happy. 


Mr. Wegner, the Arsenal coach, showed some excellent football skills, and then he was sent off the field... 


I might definitely have a crush on Nani...

Liverpool also won, and my Torres scored:

Why is he always laying on the grass? Doesn't he know he is supposed to play football standing up?


I think Torres might be a little jealous that Lucas was stealing Stevie from him.

And Bally scored too:


Paolo Maldini was at the Milan vs. Inter game:

I drooled.


I think Pato was jealous, or he was sad that his team was losing 4-0. (Notice the fact that there is no hobo look anymore. I think he learned how to use a razor!)

Wesley Snejider is at Inter now:

I think he is trying to scare us with those eyebrows...


*Insert inappropriate "you can suck on my...." joke here*


Kaka jumped on top of people and pointed at others when he scored a goal. Ronaldo was sad.

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The Torres

So, I'm sitting here on my bed contemplating Liverpool's loss yesterday and Levski's loss today as my mom is yelling at me to set the table. I'm pretending that I'm studying verb tenses, while she comes in here showing me shirts that I should wear to school tomorrow. But I still cannot believe that Liverpool lost at Anfield, HA! I mean, ohh poor things... I do like the team, just not so much when they are possible rivals to United, just like I used to like Chelsea, but now that they are so good with Drgoba and Anelka I really despise them because they could snatch away United's fourth consecutive title. I did feel bad for Torres though, he looked so sexy with his black eye and stuff. I don't feel bad for Gerrard, I still can't believe he gave away a penalty! That's almost as bad as when Michael Carrick missed the penalty shot at Burnley and United lost. It's almost as bad, but not quite AS bad. BRB I have to go eat dinner. 
I'm finally back, and it's about an hour and a half later. What's bad is that I started school on Monday and now I can't spend countless hours hunting for amazing football information online, but I do know that Man United won their reserves game against Bolton 3-1, which is a good sing for my Mans. Anyway here are some pictures of the ah-mazing Torres during the Liverpool game. Just in case you're wondering, yes I am suffering from Torrenidis a disease which causes me to obsess over Fernando Torres' lovely face. 

Oh yes, it's the eyebrow, and just look at the guy behind Torres checking him out. 

We see you there Stevie, stop staring at his ass. 


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Recovery and Forbidden Love

I think I've recovered now. I no longer feel like kicking a kitten when I see this picture: 


I can laugh when I see this:

And I can make inappropriate jokes at this:


I think these definitely helped my recovery: 


I totally have the whole forbidden love going on for him considering that he is from Liverpool... but hey, all is fair in love and football :)

P.S. I promise, I'll stop posting so many pictures... someday 

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