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A Blog: The Mancandy Edition

My Mans won today, I'm proud and not really happy at the same time. They won the game with lots of luck and no Berba. I mean , Arsenal had to score United's winning goal for them, but I learned that they can score penalties o.O who knew that?!

I like it when my Man are happy. 


Mr. Wegner, the Arsenal coach, showed some excellent football skills, and then he was sent off the field... 


I might definitely have a crush on Nani...

Liverpool also won, and my Torres scored:

Why is he always laying on the grass? Doesn't he know he is supposed to play football standing up?


I think Torres might be a little jealous that Lucas was stealing Stevie from him.

And Bally scored too:


Paolo Maldini was at the Milan vs. Inter game:

I drooled.


I think Pato was jealous, or he was sad that his team was losing 4-0. (Notice the fact that there is no hobo look anymore. I think he learned how to use a razor!)

Wesley Snejider is at Inter now:

I think he is trying to scare us with those eyebrows...


*Insert inappropriate "you can suck on my...." joke here*


Kaka jumped on top of people and pointed at others when he scored a goal. Ronaldo was sad.

pictures via Getty Images
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The Torres

So, I'm sitting here on my bed contemplating Liverpool's loss yesterday and Levski's loss today as my mom is yelling at me to set the table. I'm pretending that I'm studying verb tenses, while she comes in here showing me shirts that I should wear to school tomorrow. But I still cannot believe that Liverpool lost at Anfield, HA! I mean, ohh poor things... I do like the team, just not so much when they are possible rivals to United, just like I used to like Chelsea, but now that they are so good with Drgoba and Anelka I really despise them because they could snatch away United's fourth consecutive title. I did feel bad for Torres though, he looked so sexy with his black eye and stuff. I don't feel bad for Gerrard, I still can't believe he gave away a penalty! That's almost as bad as when Michael Carrick missed the penalty shot at Burnley and United lost. It's almost as bad, but not quite AS bad. BRB I have to go eat dinner. 
I'm finally back, and it's about an hour and a half later. What's bad is that I started school on Monday and now I can't spend countless hours hunting for amazing football information online, but I do know that Man United won their reserves game against Bolton 3-1, which is a good sing for my Mans. Anyway here are some pictures of the ah-mazing Torres during the Liverpool game. Just in case you're wondering, yes I am suffering from Torrenidis a disease which causes me to obsess over Fernando Torres' lovely face. 

Oh yes, it's the eyebrow, and just look at the guy behind Torres checking him out. 

We see you there Stevie, stop staring at his ass. 


Images via Getty Images 
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The Winners: Chelsea, Milan, Fed. The Mediocre: Inter

    Serie A has officially began! I happen to be a fan of Italian soccer, their style of play is just so much different from the English style. The one thing I don't like about them is that their matches are way too predictable, while in the EPL they definitely are not. I mean, who could have predicted that United would lose to Burnley, a team that they have not lost to in 40 years?
   Anyway, Milan won their match against Siena 2-0. I was happy to see the adorable (but married) 18 year old Brazilian striker Alexandre Pato score both goals. Inter Milan, on the other hand did not perform as well, they drew their game against Bari 1-1. The Barca forward Eto'o scored his first goal in the game, but Ibra was definitely missed.
Oh, Ibra ditching Inter for the best team in the world, how could you?

   In non- soccery news (I know right, I watch other sports too!) Federer won his third Cincinnati title, defeating Djokovic in straight sets 6-1, 7-5. After his humiliating defeat against Tsonga last week Fed definitely performed better this week, and even though I did not get to see a Nadal-Fed showdown I was still happy. 

Ah, I could never get tired of watching him hold up trophies :)  I wish I was that trophy. I mean, congratulations Mr. Fed!

Aww, look how adorable he is!


Was that really necessary? Didn't your mother teach you how to behave during a game? 

"Oh yeah, I'm totally kicking ass with my awesome backhand."


"Coach, but I'm le tired."


I just couldn't stop myself. He is definitely the best looking coach! Rawr. Yeah that's right, I just rawr-ed at him.
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