The Greates Derby Ever, Some Bromance, Daveeds, and Torres
Finally I have some time to talk about it. It was amazing, probably the best game I've ever seen. Oh, I just realized you might not know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the Manchester United vs. Manchester City derby that took place today. I have to admit that I was very, very nervous before the match. I had to wake up at 8:30 in the morning to watch the game even though the previous night I went to sleep at around four. I couldn't sleep because I kept having dreams that involved Tevez eating United's players and then scoring a free kick and laughing his evil laugh. The first half of the game was kind of mediocre of United, even though Rooney's first goal was good. When the second half started I really thought we had the match in our back pockets but I guess I was wrong. When Owen came on in the 78th minute I promised myself that if he scored in this match I would start liking him. I thought the match was over when the 90th minute came around and we were leading 3-2, well until City decided to score an equalizer. There were four minutes of added time and I was genuinely terrified and I thought the game was over. Thank God I was wrong because Michael Owen scored in the 95th minute! I wasecstatic! The people at my house were a little freaked out when I jumped out of the couch after looking like I was about to start sobbing and started screaming.
Now many people are criticizing the fact that there were 6 minutes of added time when there were supposed to be 4, but I don't think they are right to criticize. City slowed the game down a lot when they were celebrating and then there were the usual arguments and stuff like that, so the time was right. Some people are just jealous.
Darren Fletcher is my hero :) I've always liked that boy. Rawr.
Get off my man Tevez!
Berba should have scored at least once today, but I think he enjoys touching other guys more than playing football. I mean... what?
Aww. Is this another bromance in the making? Wait, I never promised that I would stop making fun of Owen, I just said I would stop hating him. YES!
This made me go all lolz. Apparently Sir Alex can levitate o.O
This is the most amazing thing ever.
In non- Manchestery news. I watched Valencia lose to Sporting today. I was not happy. It's not fair that Daveed Villa is the only one that ever scores. I mean what about Daveed Silva?! I would be sooo excited if he does move to the Devils!
Just look at Daveed's bitchface. I mean that's some quality bitchfacing right there. If I was that ball I'd be scared shitless.
Liverpool also won vs. West Ham. Torres score about 3748397 goals. OK, two...
Real Madrid also won against some team that has never played in first division. Ronaldo was beast.
He scored twice, but Kaka still refuses to return his feelings, or his phone calls.
To Ronaldo: "I'm married dude."
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